[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman.
[x]Your parents are still married.
[x] You love your family
[x] There is a pool/spa in your backyard. (THERES A HOT TUB)
T 0 T A L: 6
[x] You dress the way you want to.
[ ] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you
[x] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to the movies
T 0 T A L: 13
[ ] You have over 500 friends on facebook
[x] You have pictures on facebook.
[x] Your parents let you have a facebook.
[x] You get allowance/loan.
[ ] You collect something normal.
[x] You look forward to going to college.
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[ ] You play a sport.
[x] You want to do something after school/college.
T 0 T A L: 19
[ ] You own a car/truck.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[x] You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life. (it FEELS like i would have but it was only an 88 and i felt like i was gonna die so im just gonna count that)
[x] You have friends.
[x] You've never had a detention.
T O T A L: 23
[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You are happy with your life.
[x] You usually aren't sick.
[ ] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[ ] You don't have any enemies
T O T A L: 29
Journals14
Newest
wow taylor that was a long hiatus
1 min read
it sure as hell was motherfucker
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sorry
6 min read
A
- Available: yea
- Age: 13
- Annoyance: myself tbh
- Allergic: popcorn??? yeah popcorn
- Animal: fox
- Actor: butterbean cucumber
B
- Beer: i dont like the taste of alcohol??? idk
- Birthday/Birthplace: December 21st in 'murrica
- Best Friends: Kayla??? Sam??? Katie??? Theyre all rad uwu
- Body Part on opposite sex: ?????? im confused
- Best feeling in the world: hapiness
- Best weather: thunderstorms
- Been in Love:i think?? i am?? right now??? i don like it it h urts
- Been on stage?: ye
- Believe in yourself?: yea
- Believe in life on other planets: Yep
- Believe in miracles: Yeah
- Believe in Magic: It depends
- Believe in God: idk
- Believe in Satan: ?? not rly
- Believe in Santa: NO BUT I LOVE CHRISTMAS AND CHEESY CHILDRENS MOVIES
- Believe in Ghosts/spirits: ye
- Believe in Evolution: Yes
C
- Car: dont have one???
- Candy: i like gummies idk
- Colour: Blue or purple!!!!
- Cried in school: not since elementary
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Vanilla
- Chinese/Mexican: chinese i guess man
- Cake or pie: cake!!!!
- Countries to visit: Ive been a lot of places but i rly wanna go to maryland to meet kayla
D
- Day or Night: both
- Dream vehicle: Does being able to fly count as a vehicle??? yeah i have that dumb childish dream hush
- Danced: i
- Dance in the rain?: I love rain omfg<3
- Dance in the middle of the street?: yea
- Do the splits?: nO
E
- Eggs: egg
- Eyes: My eyes??? My eyes are hazelish greyish greenish
- Everyone has: a reason to live
- Ever failed a class?: no
F
- First crush: the first crush i remember was this guy named tom??? he was a cute
- Full name: Taylor Jacobs :')
- First thoughts waking up: why am i up i should be sleeping
- Food: yes
G
- Greatest Fear: i have emetophobia but mostly i fear death
- Giver or taker: both
- Goals: I want to publish a book
- Gum: no thx
- Get along with your parents?: mostly
- Good luck charms: i have this marble and a quartz crystal in a purple sac
H
- Hair Colour: blondish??? no matter how many times i dye my hair blonde it just looks brown-red-blonde
- Height: 5'3 or 5'4
- Happy: not really right now
- Holidays: christmas!!!!! i love seeing my family and decorating things heuuehuhheu
- How do you want to die: i dont
- Health freak?: hahh ah ah ah ahaha ahha ha
- Hate: me
I
(In boys/girls)
- Eye colour: i love dark eyes
- Hair Colour: dark hair??? light hair??? red hair??? i like long hair on boys adn short hair on girls
- Height: short uwu
- Clothing Style: anthing!!!
- Characteristics: i really really love people that make me feel safe?? like people that calm me down and are a voice of reason and make me feel like its all going to be okay !!!!
- Ice Cream: Vanilla with fudge sauce
- Instrument: guitar
J
- Jewelry: omg anything rly
- Job: animator / author!!!
K
- Kids: maybe
- Kick-boxing or karate: no
- Keep a journal?: sometimes
L
- Longest Car Ride: 13 hours
- Love: hurts
- Letter: y (get it because 'why' hahaha im not funny)
- Laughed so hard you cried: yeah
- Love at first sight: love at first conversatino
M
- Milk flavour: ???? what
- Movie: grease????? no
- Mooned anyone?: nope
- Marriage: yes
- Motion sickness?: nope
- McD's or BK: ew
N
- Number of Siblings: 1
- Number of Piercings: 3
- Number: 721
O
- Overused Phrases: 'omg' 'omfg'
- One wish: i dont know
- One phobia: emeto
P
- Place you'd like to live: new york or with kayla in an appartmant literally anywehrer
- Pepsi/Coke: Pepsi
Q
- Quail: why
- Questionnaires: this is oen
- Quote: idk
R
- Reason to cry: u wanna go
- Reality T.V.: yes
- Radio Station: no
- Roll your tongue in a circle?: ????
S
-Song: samson
- Shoe size: 7
- Sushi: california rolls
- Skipped school: never on purpose
- Slept outside: ye
- Seen a dead body?: nope
- Smoked?: one puff on a cigar yeah im a badboy
- Skinny dipped?: yeah omg
- Shower daily?: every day : ^ )
- Sing well?: no
- In the shower?: i shower
- Swear?:u wanna go mother fucker
- Stuffed Animals?: like a thousand tbh
- Single/Group dates: how about stay at home and watch anime
- Strawberries/Blueberries: strawberries
- Scientists need to invent: idk
T
- Time for bed: never
- Thunderstorms: yesssss<3
- Touch your tongue to your nose?: no
U
- Unpredictable: i think ???? ? ?/ ?//
- Understanding?: i try to be uwu
- Under the influence?: nope
V
- Vegetable you hate: im okay with all vegetablse
- Vegetable you love: broccoli
- Vacation spot: hawaii!!!!
W
- Weakness: ha ah hah ah ah
- When you grow up: i wanna be a movie
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: i dont knwo
- Who makes you laugh the most: Everyone : ^ )
- Worst feeling: jealousy
- Wanted to be a model?: no
- Where do we go when we die: reincarnatio
- Worst weather: very very evyer veyr very warm weather
- Walk with a book on your head?: yah
X
- X-Rays: i think i got one when i was a baby
Y
-Year it is now: 20fuck this
-Yellow: ok
Z
- Zoo animal: fox!!!
- Zodiac sign: saggitarius?>> capricorn>>? botjh
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propaganda
2 min read
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (first pet & street you grew up on)
Smoky crescent
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Vanilla chocolate chip
3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
my last name is dumb
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Blue Fox
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Shaye Philadelphia
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
naah
7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
The Red Pepsi
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Gerry (i cant remember my other grandpas name he died before i was born)
9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
Warm vanilla gummy bear
10. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (father's & mother's middle names)
Alan Lynn
11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher's last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
Delaney Dublin
12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)
Winter forget-me-not
13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, brand of clothing you're wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
Kiwi aeropostalie
14. HIPPIE NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Lucky charm arbutus
15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + "Tour")
The writing rain tour (?????)
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I got a b in life
2 min read
multiply by three
GRAND TOTAL: 87%
GRAND TOTAL: 87%
101%+: A+
90-100%: A
80-89%: B
70-79%: C
60-69%: D
00-59%: F
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shibe intensifies
1 min read
1. Start a Journal entry.
2. Get ready to hold your breath.
3. Hold your breath holding the "." button down as long as you can- no cheating.
4. Submit the journal entry.
2. Get ready to hold your breath.
3. Hold your breath holding the "." button down as long as you can- no cheating.
4. Submit the journal entry.
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gASPS
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